This is a term often used when somebody gets knocked up unexpectedly, alas this is not what I’m talking about.
I dyed my hair last night my usual reddish brown that I’ve been doing for the past couple of months. Except it wasn’t whilst multi tasking supervising Spud’s bath and smothering my hair in some of the stinkiest stuff known to man (I believe that hell – if it exists smells of hair dye & fake tan) I failed to notice / never thought to check if the dye in the box of hair colour matched the one advertised on the box.
Fast forward a couple of hours to when I found time to unwrap a towel from my head to dry & style my newly coloured bush and imagine my shock when i discovered my hair was purple!!!